About

This ain’t your average football player website. I love me some football, but I’m not as geeked out about it as some of the other OSU blogs out there, and there are a lot of them. They know their stuff, fa sho. I never played — they don’t let us girls in — and I don’t watch film religiously. I’m not an X’s and O’s type of girl. I just love the sport. And even more than that, I love promoting people via the internetz. I think I’m pretty damn good at it, and I’ve always thought TP was deserving of my time and effort.

I’m going to inject more of my personality in here than other blogs. I’m not trying to be taken seriously as a legitimate news source. I’m not in it to score press credentials. I’m also not in it to sleep with anyone. Ew.

What I’m trying to do here is preserve the swagger and promote the career of Terrelle Pryor at The Ohio State University from Day 1. I will pimp him out here to the best of my abilities and I’m pretty damn good at it as I get paid by other professional athletes to do something similar.

What you won’t be able to do here is hate. Yea, Free Speech, blah blah blah. I don’t give a damn about that. If you read a post of mine, taste venom, and feel like responding in a hate-filled and/or disrespectful manner, I will pwn you. I will start by editing your comment so it falls in line with mine, and I may even ban you! *gasp* I don’t care. I run this!

I’ll let Cartman sum up my rules for commenting on TPO:

I’m not saying you can’t disagree, but it is all in the delivery. ‘Nawmean?

Having said that, this site was created to lift Terrelle Pryor up, not bring him down. You gotta tow the company line to stick around here.

There will also be regular appearances by other members of the “Brew Crew” here. I love all those guys! They got me really excited about recruiting and deserve their shine as well.

Enjoy the snark and y’all come back now, ya hear?

And because some people still don’t understand blogs, I’ll make this last point in a way everyone should be able to understand:

THIS SITE IS 100% UNOFFICIAL! I AM JUST A FAN! I DO NOT KNOW TERRELLE PRYOR, HIS FAMILY, FRIENDS, OR ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE OHIO STATE FOOTBALL PROGRAM!

There ya go. Pretty easy to grasp, huh?

Now, if you need to contact me about anything at all, use the following address:

I was going to put up a form, but that encourages dumbasses and trolls to get in contact. Plus, they lead to large amounts of spam. If you want to talk to me, you’re going to have to open up your email program, type in the address, and hit send all on your own. I’m going to make you put in a little effort.

Also, don’t get your panties in a bunch if I don’t reply right away. I may not even check this account but like once a week (at most). It’s not that I don’t care, but homegirl is busy. This ain’t my only gig!

So, thank you for stopping by and don’t be a stranger!